Say NO to holiday sweaters (reblog from Dec. 2007)

Say NO to holiday Sweaters!!!

Wowwy!!! Wow Wow!!!!! First new blog in exactly 1 month!!! 

Oh well, you people don't read this shit anyway.

But I still have something to say.

   I have patriotic socks, halloween socks, Christmas socks, a handband with disco balls on it, a little plastic tiara, a cape, a grass skirt with a coconut bra (which wouldn't fit half on one of my boobs in it), a couple of playboy bunny ears and tails, a couple of masks, mardi gras beads, a rack of cowboy hats, Hawaiian leis,  a cowgirl outfit, a Bat Girl suit, a few Santa Claus hats, some reindeer antler headbands, etc...you get it. I'm into dressing up, but...
So!!!!
Okay... I have a lot of costumes, costume accessories, and dress up things, but here is where I absolutely positively draw the line:



NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I won't do it.  I refuse!!!!

Look at this goofy shit!!!!!! She was probably a hot lady on the town, until she put this shit on.

...and how lame is that!!!!
It's just so.....so.....soooo.......corny.  If you're above the age of 10, after you put this shit on, it ages you by like 20-25 years.  You look like you should be sitting in a rocking chair in some corner with a quilt on your lap and some knitting needles.  Who wants to be grown and looking like a fifth grade arts and crafts project.... on purpose!!!
Look at this shit!!! You can't  pair a hot outfit or some fly ass shoes with this!!!!

You'll look like a jackass!!!!!

And they have this shit for every holiday!!!!

I'm sorry.  It's just not gonna happen.  Unless I'm PURPOSELY trying to be a goofball. Maybe one pumpkin, or one tree, but all of that other stuff... Not until I get to that age, where I never go anywhere, it's hot as hell in the house, yet I'm always cold. 

NOPE!!!!!... I'm good.

...and I'm Spent!

Blogosaurus Rex
B.K.A.
Ms. Kane if you're nasty!

Fashion Fuddy Duddy: THIS could be/become YOU (Reblog from May 2007)

What ever happened to that cool ass dude?


...The one who now wears the tightest jeans ever and you can see his wallet,or rather his billfold, in his back pocket --EVEN when it isn't there.
His pants are entirely too much of a tailored fit.

....and they're way up on their waists,

 making them have "longass" in the back.
or
What ever happen to the hot lady?

.....Who now wears the mom jeans (from the Saturday Night live Skit).


You know, the ones that make you look like you have crackless booty in the front?
What happened to these people?
Once a upon a time they were happening, cool, fly, even sexy.  Then one day, the men just decide, " I want my pants to stop right at my ankles and I'm gonna wear thick ass gym socks with loafers and my peg leg jeans all the time."
...and I need to carry a big ass wallet with receipts from 2 years ago and expired coupons and library card in it---IN MY BACK pocket in a BILLFOLD---yes.  then when I sit down,  one side of my body is propped up.  Oh well, I'll just cross my leg and lean to the side.
Then I'll tuck every single style of shirt into my pants--that's the ticket!!!
Black socks and brown sandals , ALL DAY--- Bitch!!!!!!
Oh... and the women are no better.
I saw a woman today wearing white shorts ---which wasn't the problem.
The problem was the rest of her outfit.  white folded down socks and black sandals and A TURTLE NECK!!!
WHAT the fuck!!!!!!
......and a black, Ms. Celie from "The Color Purple" sun hat.
Women......
....since when do dress shoes go with sweatsuits?
...why are  women wearing stockings that don't even match their skin-tone, with everything?
---embroidery!!!!!! 35 years old!!!! HUH!!!!  You look like a walking doilie.
All, I'm saying is I never want to be one of these weird ass older people.  If you ever catch me coming out of the house like that please DO SOMETHING!!!
I understand dressing for comfort, and that as some people get older they value other things more that fashion.  But you don't have to spend alot to look put together and you don't have to be uncomfortable to be dressed nicely or at least normally.
But you look like a nut!

...and REMEMBER....





THIS could happen to YOU!

Ms. Kane if you're nasty.