There's this cat food commerical out. I think it's Fancy Feast. Really, I couldn't tell you which catfood it's advertising, because it got me stuck on one specific point. The commercial was talking about how delectable the food is and compares it to restaurant quality. What the fuck? When's the last time you saw a cat, out dining at a restaurant. They don't fucking know! And even if they did know the difference, what they hell would they say-- nothing IT'S A CAT. THEY DON'T TALK, except for on t.v. What the hell is a cat gonna do, turn up it's nose and go, "Oh great heavens, this tastes nothing like the risotto I had a Buca di Beppo. Oh, how dreadful. I simply shant eat it." I mean, cats do have that snooty-looking, better than you air about them, but the worst they'll do is look at it, look at you, then walk away --- business as usual...snooty jerks.
I think if they could talk, they probably would do shit like that. But nonetheless, who gives a shit whether the catfood is like that of a restaurant, unless
you're eating the food yourself.
EWE!!!!
Point-blank: Even if the shit looks like shit-- they'll still eat it.
How come dogs don't get the restaurant treatment? All they get is the gelatinous shit looking can food, hard little cocoa puff-looking balls, or hard little cocoa puff-looking balls with gravy. Where's the justice? Yeah there's the occasional beefy gravy-looking stuff, too.
And, okay... I did, recently, see my mother feed some little beef and rice-looking thing from a dog pouch to the Zoey, the dog--- so I guess gourmet food does exist for dogs. But you don't see people much harping about Sparky getting gourmet restaurant quality on t.v., just the ones with the ginormous bags of little pellets.
Anyway the bottom line (and the top one for this piece): Cat food doesn't need to be restaurant quality, because CATS DON'T EAT OUT!
