I saw someone say... well I read someone's comment on one of the various social mediums I use that read "Ladies LEARN HOW TO COOK... The way to a man's heart is sometimes through his stomach."
First off, shout out to the guy who wrote that, for even bothering to say that it's 'sometimes' through his stomach, because for years, I have always heard people just say the way IS through his stomach... NOT sometime, NOT 'may be,' NOT 'could be,' just IS.
Basically: You will never get a man unless you cook for him.
Maybe
I could care less about the saying, I just started pondering, what if that isn't your goal. That isn't your end game, to land a man. I think I'm in the minority, aside from my lesbian friends, of females who are not in search of a man. But this very saying will prevent it from happening for me anyway. I don't volunteer to cook for ANYONE, EVER, and I'm definitely not going to cook for you unless I like you. I don't cook for people to get them to like me. You don't like me, so what, I don't care. That just isn't something I do. If that keeps me single, well then that's the way it's supposed to be.
FIN.
Future Spinster
(my meals will be prepared FOR me in the old folks home)
HA!
(my meals will be prepared FOR me in the old folks home)
HA!
