Sunday, November 11, 2012

BOLDLY SPEAKING: How to fold a fitted sheet

SIMPLY GRAB TWO CORNERS (AT THE CURVED EDGES) IN EACH HAND , THEN BRING BOTH HANDS TOGETHER--- AND FOLD IT HOWEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO.  UNLESS YOU WORK AT A SHEET FACTORY, WHO THE HELL IS JUDGING BASED ON THIS CRITERIA?

HOW ABOUT TAKE THE SHEET, PULL IT OVER THEIR HEAD AND BUST THEM IN THE HEAD WITH A PILLOW A FEW TIMES. THEN TELL THEM TO FOLD THE DAMN SHEET.